Ladies Night!

Last post for tonight......this one's for the ladies (turnabout is fair play)

#20 - Fun Bags

OMFG

I don't really even know what to say......

get a jock?

Give your boys some breathing room?

How about entry #19 - Barry Man-el-toe?

Sigh.....

This is just fucking sad.....

#18 - Absent Friends........

Dude.....

So, Google makes image searches really easy - as you surely know....so what am I to do with this? Some guy (with an inexplicable Miller Lite ID bracelet - what event does that gain you access to?) holding a handful (two handfuls if you want to be anal about it) of frikkin' Turkey Testicles?!?!?!

Hmm. They're bigger than I expected......

Entry #17 - Tom Toms

Remember what I said I learned about goat testicles?

Behold!

I'm not sure if that's normal.....are they stuck in the chicken wire?? Fucking ouch.....

So this clearly inspires at least one more entry:

16. Crotch Balloons

Let's Get Started

Don't be afraid to chime in. We all need another word for testicles from time to time.

Yes - before you say it, Internet Police - this was inspired by someone else's idea - namely INeedAnotherWordForVagina.com. I don't really claim to be original. It's just that:

1. I thought INeedAnotherWordForVagina.com is a great concept, well executed, and

2. I need another word for testicles more frequently than I need another word for vagina. I own them, and talk about them a lot....

Perhaps you are like me. A buddy of mine and I got the list started recently. Here we go:

(note - the #s represent only the order in which we came up with them. Rankings are for another day...)

1. Swinging Beef - I was surprised to learn this is what farmers refer to goat balls as....apparently they are A) Large, and B) Tasty
2. Meat Clackers
3. Drop Kickers
4. Low Riders
5. Swinin' Prunes - note the use of ' makes the re-use of swinging less obvious....I guess...
6. Jalapeno Poppers - how do I put that little wavy thing over the n.....dammit!
7. Fuzzy Dice
8. Danglers
9. Scooby Snacks
10. Hair Plums
11. Fragrant Salty Nuts - salute to SNL and Pete Schwety
12. Lil' Smokies
13. Everlasting Gobfloppers
14. Sack Lunch
15. Wrinkly Puppies

Any help out there??? I'll be here waiting......